Solar Eclipse Jokes

Today, across America, people will be turning to the skies to watch the solar eclipse.

Any Dad who is thinking about watching it with his kids needs a list of jokes on hand.

Here are some of my favorite Eclipse Jokes:

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
“Pleased to heat you again.”

What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Fruit of the Moon!

How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
You planet.

What did the moon bring to the beach on Aug. 21?

Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?
To practice the dark arts.

Why were so many parents worried during the eclipse?
Because no one could find their sun.

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