Solar Eclipse Jokes

Today, across America, people will be turning to the skies to watch the solar eclipse.

Any Dad who is thinking about watching it with his kids needs a list of jokes on hand.

Here are some of my favorite Eclipse Jokes:

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
“Pleased to heat you again.”

What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Fruit of the Moon!

How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
You planet.

What did the moon bring to the beach on Aug. 21?

Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?
To practice the dark arts.

Why were so many parents worried during the eclipse?
Because no one could find their sun.

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Mickey Mouse Theology

Mickey Mouse Theology

A few weeks ago, we took our kids to Disney World to start our vacation. We had a blast even though we could only stay for one day. We rode the rides, saw the parades, and left with that magical feeling you get from such a special place.

It was funny, then, when this past Sunday as we were walking into church, my five year old was talking about Mickey Mouse. He said to his brother, “Yeah, Mickey is everywhere and he sees everything, but he's invisible.”

His older brother responded, “Um…I'm pretty sure that's God, not Mickey Mouse. Right, Dad?”

Looks like we've got some work to do with the little one.