Solar Eclipse Jokes

Today, across America, people will be turning to the skies to watch the solar eclipse.

Any Dad who is thinking about watching it with his kids needs a list of jokes on hand.

Here are some of my favorite Eclipse Jokes:

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
“Pleased to heat you again.”

What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Fruit of the Moon!

How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
You planet.

What did the moon bring to the beach on Aug. 21?
Sunblock.

Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?
To practice the dark arts.

Why were so many parents worried during the eclipse?
Because no one could find their sun.

Sources:
Buzzfeed
Boys Life
Foto: Ridwan Arifiandi; Creative Commons license CC BY-NC 2.0

Birthday Surprise! Nintendo Switch!

My son recently turned 12, and he really wanted a Nintendo Switch. We looked everywhere for one, but they were sold out everywhere.

His birthday passed, and we couldn’t get it for him. Until one day…

I love his response (and his brother’s response). Makes me smile every time I watch it.

What’s the best surprise you’ve ever given?

A Month with our New Puppy

We’re a little over a month in to our life with our new puppy Zelda. She’s a handful. Her dad is a Boxador and her mom’s a Feist, which we hope make for a great mix of dog…eventually. Right now she’s still trying to figure out where the bathroom is.

Of course, having a puppy is crazy. Sometimes I find myself asking why in the world I did this and sometimes I find myself enjoying the sweet snuggles of a puppy.

Anyway, since this month is up, I thought I’d reflect on some of the things I’ve noticed from having a puppy. Hope you enjoy.

  1. Training is HARD WORK! – The kids wish that the dog would just obey and behave from day one. I’ll admit, I do, too. But I know that it takes time and hard work to help her learn all the things she needs to know…sounds a lot like parenting to me.
  2. Kids act like kids, not adults – I want my kids to act like adults and be responsible with her, but sometimes I forget that they’re not used to having a little puppy to take care of, and I have to help them think through the things they need to do in order to care for her. I have to remember that this is a learning experience for them as well.
  3. Sometimes you get hurt (Puppy teeth are sharp!) – My hands and arms are scratched up because this dog likes to nip at me! While we’re training her not to do those things, sometimes she hurts me while I’m teaching her. Sounds like parenting again, huh?
  4. I’ll do practically anything to see my kids smile – I’m willing to put up with all this hard work and pain just to see how much my kids love this dog. She’s only been with us for a month, but I’ve seen them laugh harder than they’ve laughed in a long time, and I’m sure they’ll laugh more and more over the time we have the dog.

I’m sure I’ll learn so many more things over this journey of raising the puppy and training her to be the best dog ever. I can’t wait to see how much she (and my kids) grow this year.

(Maybe) The Best Kids’ Meal Toy Ever

In the past few weeks, I’ve been thinking about what I saw at Starbucks, and I’ve been intentionally looking for ways to spend more time with my kids.

Now, you’ve got to know that I hate the toys that come in the Kids’ Meals at fast food restaurants. They are generally low quality junk that should (and often do) get thrown away within 2 hours of making it home.

I thought that until we recently got a pack of UNO cards from Arby’s (not an endorsement; just a fact). The pack is really like an eight of a pack of regular cards (they’ve gotta save money somehow), and they’re also about half the physical size of regular UNO cards (comes in handy after a few Draw Fours).

Something You Don’t See Everyday

I came to Starbucks this afternoon to finish up some work before the weekend descends upon us and we bask in the calm, relaxing time…who am I kidding? There’s no relaxing on the weekend. It’s just a different kind of crazy.

Anyway, I’m sitting in Starbucks and I see a guy with a boy that’s about six or seven years old. They obviously just came from school because the boy has his backpack and school uniform on.

They’ve both got a drink, and the guy takes a phone call. He says to the person on the other end of the line, “Well, I better go because I’m doing the usual Friday thing with _____.” Honestly, I wasn’t eavesdropping. I just overheard.

Then they pull out a deck of UNO cards and start playing. I went back to my work. Usually, I spend a good deal of time at Starbucks when I work. So did they. And they just played and talked and hung out.

I was impressed. Maybe humbled. I try to spend time with my kids. I even consider myself a good dad. But I’ve never spent hours at Starbucks just playing cards with any of them. Maybe I should.

I’ve been thinking about doing date days or nights with my kids, but I haven’t had a chance to actually act on it in a systematic way. Hopefully, I can execute the ideas I have. That would be awesome.

What about you? What do you to purposefully spend time with your kids?

I’d sincerely love to hear in the comments.